Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Empty Promises...

Haven't updated. I know. So much to do, so little time. Not much has changed. Nothing to report. I am going to run Exalted for the group. I got kind of got thrown into it, but I don't mind since I miss running. I haven't touched the Ashitaka story. It has been hard to write the scene that I am writing, and pushing it isn't what I wanted to do. Someday we will get to the new part. Not sure what else to say, just wanted to point out that I am still alive. Keep in touch.

103 comments:

  1. I know, it's sad. I enjoy updates.

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  2. Yeah, there needs to be more time. Or, things need to take less time. I know the feeling, buddy.

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  3. Anonymous1:01 PM

    *Looks through his tears*

    Josh?! You..You`re alive! I guess we should call Death back and tell him we won`t need the premium services after all.

    That bastard is exPENsive. But, that`s what happens when you run a monopoly.

    Hmm....maybe it`s high time for some competition.

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  4. dude, your being watched.

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  5. morning, how'd you sleep?

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  6. Well, I'm at work now. Maybe you'll post today.

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  7. Boy. This soda I'm drinking is tasty.

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  8. Boy. This soda I'm drinking is tasty.

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  9. another day in the can! Bedtime!

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  10. POST WAR!

    How're ya doing, Josh? Haven't seen you in a bit! Heard you ran into Jess at Microcenter. Spiffy. Well, back to work. Zug zug!

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  11. I'm going to keep doing this till you come back.

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  12. the weekend's over! back to work in the morning!

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  13. Work sucks, but I got a poem written.

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  14. Anonymous10:05 PM

    Poems are neat.
    I like haikus, too.

    Josh has a cool blog.
    But Josh never posts on it.
    Damn it all to hell.

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  15. I totally have to remember that "Damn it all to hell" is exactly five syllables.

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  16. let's try to get over 100 comments in this post before Josh does another entry.

    The only rules is no spamming. !!11

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  17. Anonymous9:40 PM

    Lupins! More lupins!

    The cat choked to DEATH on the bloody lupins!

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  18. Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the moors...
    He robs from the rich, and gives to the poor
    Dennis Moore, dum dum dum...

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  19. It's especially funny because I don't think Josh has the net at the moment.

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  20. Anonymous11:15 PM

    He is going to have a lot less than that if he doesn't start posting again.

    Soon, it will be especially funny that has no net and no balls.

    Slam.

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  21. shit, I've got a headache and Josh has the medicine. Post mo-fo-er!

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  22. Josh has mo' cowbell?

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  23. Anonymous8:49 PM

    Mmmmm Wendys..

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  24. Big Fuck Off Boxer.

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  25. well, I'm at work, it's friday, and I've got four more hours........... pizza tonight!

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  26. pants. discuss.


    p.s. my word verification was 'leinwou'. sounds tasty.

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  27. Anonymous2:49 PM

    I wore pants once. I think. Aren't they that creamy gelatin substance that you find on the bottom of naughty rabbits?

    Pants are neat.

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  28. Not to intentionally upset the status quo or anything but I've always heard that pants = evil.

    Here is some internet literature I found concerning this subject:

    "Pants are evil for several reasons. The first reason that comes to mind is simple; Genital constriction. When one's genitals are covered and cramped behind layers and layers of cloth, it is often hard to concentrate. This lack of concentrations causes people to perform badly at jobs (What if the man driving the "Big-Rig" down the high-way was "bunched up"?!? Dangerous!). Also, depending on just how constricted one's genitals are, it can make them quite unpleasant to be around."
    (AntiPants HeadQuarters)


    Though the source might be a little biased.

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  29. Anonymous11:18 PM

    How many posts does it take to get to the center of an Ashitaka's blog?

    Where the FUCK are you, Josh?

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  30. my ears are bleeding, josh can you help me with teh medical?

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  31. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Do you really want to know how many licks it takes, oh wait! you said posts. my bad! todd come home and maybe josh will post!

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  32. Anonymous9:25 PM

    omfgz.

    Andy's earz have t3h blood.

    Josh, if you don't post soon I am going to sing you a song.

    It won't be pretty.

    But it will be lengthy.

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  33. A Message from the Future: This winter is fucking cold!

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  34. oh god! The cat is eating my teeth.. alive!

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  35. We've got to give Han more time!

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  36. Anonymous11:26 PM

    *stabs the cat with a cat-stabbing knife +a billonoz*

    Ha! I have killed you. Tooth-biting cat of the abyss!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  37. Anonymous11:01 PM

    I wonder if we will surpass the 'post most commented on.'

    Maybe blogger.com will explode.

    And it will all be Josh's fault.

    Cause he is just being a fkr.

    P.S. I think my verification word is an Arabic prayer-"Adajahmm"

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  38. josh.. what the fuck..? I am drunk.. post of guck. now.

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  39. I was totally in a hot tub a little while ago.

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  40. Anonymous5:02 PM

    The Hot Tub rules.

    Josh dro0lz.

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  41. almost to fity!

    How are all ya today?

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  42. Anonymous5:31 PM

    50th post!!!

    I'm swell Andy. Thanks for asking.

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  43. Girlfriend's age? Schwiftyfive!

    verification code for this comment? "poopr"

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  44. NUMBA ONE ROOKIE UCHIHA SASUKE!

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  45. Firday night and I just drank a glass of orange juice. No beer for me, got to get enough vitamin C in me to fight off any possible cold. Yes sir. Being sick fucking sucks so I'm going to do whatever it takes to fight against it. While it would be tasty to have a beer right now I fear that it might push me over the edge and weaken my immune system. Can't have that! Hell-o no!

    Ha ha ha.

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  46. Anonymous5:34 PM

    O sea hello deja el show.

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  47. omg I've being eaten by raptors! AaaaaAaaaaAAAaaaaahhhhhhh!

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  48. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Josh you bitch. I'm home from Costa Rica and you still haven't posted on your fricking blog.

    A pox upon you!

    You and all your little midget friends!

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  49. We once had a gecko.

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  50. Anonymous11:54 AM

    todd i miss you! i need to hug! call us so we can see you!!! josh has no internet, duh!

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  51. What the fuck is going on in Josh's life? Does anyone know? BOY I wish he had a blog so that he could tell us!

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  52. Anonymous10:18 PM

    Well, "ANONYMOUS," if that's your REAL name... Josh not having internet is NO excuse to not post on his blog.

    And,

    I miss you too, girlfriend.

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  53. girlfriend, give us more news about Josh, plz.

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  54. Anonymous8:19 PM

    here is your news. . . josh is doing very well. he is back at micro center and since certain somebodies live in the middle of fucking no where and where out of the country FOR-EV-ER, we have been hanging out (aka: drinking) with the crew. Yes that's right josh drinking. the apt. and layla are both well. josh is just hoping we can keep up with bills until I graduate in june and can make us munnies. that's about it. oh yeah, and he still fucking rocks in bed! love yas!

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  55. Anonymous10:59 AM

    I think we all know Josh rocks in bed.

    It was good to see you yesterday Joshua!

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  56. omfg I almost forgot about the gecko. he OWNED!$!@#!!!

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  57. Anonymous10:32 AM

    Haha.

    He fucking hated us.

    What ended up happening to him? He eventually got lost in the X-Dimension of the fold-out couch, right?

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  58. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Well Josh, even though you aren't going to post anything...

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  59. Anonymous10:33 AM

    I really wanted to be the first to breach the 70 comments line...

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  60. Anonymous10:34 AM

    But at the same time, what I am saying is REALLY important...

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  61. Anonymous10:34 AM

    So it's not like you shouldn't read it.

    I rule!!!

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  62. KIBA OWNS SO HARD IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE BEST EVER SETTINGS IN THE WORLD FOR REAL NO I'M SERIOUS I MEAN IT COMON

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  63. Anonymous11:06 AM

    omfgz pls java?

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  64. sigh, what is this world coming to where you can't buy a normal, simple keyboard at the local general store. Sigh indeed.

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  65. Anonymous9:58 PM

    I know what you mean.

    I can't stand 10 year old girls that are rapping.

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  66. Seventy six trombones led the big parade
    With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand
    They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos;
    the cream of every famous band!

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  67. Anonymous12:01 PM

    Y'all can't deny it, I'm a fuckin rida, you don't wanna fuck wit me.

    Got my gang in da truck wit me. (H'ok)

    Switchin lanes do a buck wit me.

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  68. Anonymous11:47 PM

    SO. It turns out WLFSamurai has been reading his fking blog but refuses to post. I guess he thinks we are AMUSING or something, and our comments are "FUNNY."

    Well guess what WLF, you....





















    are right!

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  69. Refusing to post? What is he, Gandhi?

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  70. Anonymous9:56 AM

    Well if he is Gandhi, when does he ride through town and give us our presents?

    0_o

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  71. I suffer without the word of Josh.

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  72. Anonymous10:35 PM

    Josh's word of the day is:

    "Smegma."

    Go ahead try it.

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  73. Anonymous10:33 AM

    ME: I attack Josh with my fork of bendedness.

    DM: You hit, roll damage.

    ME: I hit for one damage.

    DM: Josh shuts the fuck up.

    ME: Wait, what?

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  74. WARNING! YOU HAVE BEEN PWNED!!!!1111!!11!1onehundredeleven!!1!1!!

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  75. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Hans, you are SO silly. Jusst, SOOOO ssilly!

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  76. Reaching out till 100.

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  77. Anonymous3:51 PM

    *holds hands with everyone to 100*

    Here we gooooooooooooooooo, marching towards the great cien!

    Here we go, tromping towards the unknown end!

    We are almost there, heads up high!

    We are almost there, the end is nigh!

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  78. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Uh oh paskettios...

    Josh. I am renaming this blog "The blog of the once sloth turned more than 90 comments."

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  79. Anonymous9:56 AM

    No pido que todos los dias sean de sol.

    No pido que todos los viernes, sean de fiesta.

    Tampoco te pido que vuelvas rogando perdon.

    Si lloras con los ojos secos, y hablando de ella. Ay amor, me duele tanto, me duele tanto.

    Que te fueras sin decir adonde. Ay amor, fue una tortura, perderte.

    Yo se que no he sido un santo, pero no puedo arreglar amor. No solo de pan vive el hombre y no de excusas vivo yo.

    Solo de errores se aprende, y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon.

    Mejor que guardas todo eso a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adios.

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  80. Anonymous11:35 AM

    you boyz are fucking crazy!

    there i helped get you closer to 100, once we get there you all need to have a tall steaming glass of shut the fuck up

    though you are funny

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  81. Anonymous12:02 PM

    hahahahahahah.

    Girlfriend pwns me in t3h.

    Oh yes baby, get me closer to 100.

    Closer, closer closer!

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  82. she's already gotten me to 100. OH DAMN!

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  83. Dinosaurs eat the Humans.

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  84. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Oh noh. Poor humans.

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  85. Anonymous6:56 PM

    I'm not growin up, I'm just standin down. And I step in line to walk amongst the dead.

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  86. Anonymous6:57 PM

    I'm takin all you down with me. Explosives ducked-taped to my spine, nothin's gonna change my mind. I won't listen, to anyones' last words, there's nothin left for you to say, soon you'll be dead anyway.

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  87. Anonymous6:58 PM

    HAHAHAHAHHA!

    Josh, you may be the first COOL blogger in blog history to have 100 comments on a single post.

    Felicidades!

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  88. first post after 100

    #101... holy shit!

    HEY JOSH FOR FUCKSAKE THIS PETITION HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US SOME LOVE. WE LOVE YOU WHY DON'T YOU LOVE US?

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  89. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Please leave a fuckAr after the beep.

    BEEP.

    OH WAIT, THERE'S ALREADY ONE THERE. (Josh)

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  90. you thought it was over?

    THINK AGAIN!!

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